the female brain.

Ladies,
I wish I could understand better how our minds work as a whole. I know that may sound strange, considering the fact that I am, after all, a girl. But some of you, however, are much more kniving, lying, and sadistic than others; especially when it comes to guys. So instead of letting you in on a little secret of the male's brain, i'm going to help them. I've made a list of five things girls do. We all do it, even myself. It's things we do to guys that we think will make the situation better. However, usually... it does the opposite. So here goes.
1. Girls are liars. All of them. Maybe not the crazy, psychopathic, chronic liars (even that's a stretch because I know a few..) Girls will do anything, and I mean anything, to make you feel bad about yourself, to make you have pity on them, and most of all, for you to say sweet things to them and make them feel better about themselves or the situation at hand. That's how they all roll. Whether or not it's a tiny white lie or a web of lies, girls love to do it.
2. We love to act like everything is just fine. It's an intentional pity party. It's one of those situations where the guy knows that things aren't right, no matter how many "don't worry about me's" and "it's fine, move on's" the girls says. Girls, guys aren't stupid; they know when something is wrong, even when you say everything is fine, because guess what? You don't act like everything is fine. If you're gonna fake it, at least fake it good. And if the one who's accepting all that crap is stupid, then great, you get to deal with him. Ladies: If you have something to say, say it already. Most guys don't like you dancing around the truth or better yet, dancing around the lie and faking it the entire time. Spit it out, whatever it may be. Get it done with, beacause it'll eventually come out.
3. We love to play games. Whether it be lying or saying everything is fine, even though you both know it's not, games are a girls best friend. Trying to see if the guy will be tricked, trying to see if we can mess with their brains and get them to say everything is okay; we try it all.
4. We love to fake it (and by it, I mean everything). The stories we tell you, the lies we tell to get a little pity, everything. But guess what? We can't handle it for that long. Because guess what? We explode. Everytime. Only the crazy ones can take it for such a long time, and even then, it blows up in your face at some point. Girls, if you're gonna fake a relationship, good luck. Because each lie, every situation, will make it worse. He'll start to realize that you're crazy and run so fast you won't know what hit you. Don't tell a guy that everything is fine, that you love him and that you just had a bad day and lie about how you are if later that night, you decide you're going to blow up in his face for the stupidest things or better yet, him not realizing that not everything was okay. Because ladies, I hate to tell you, but guys actually believe you. If you tell them everything is okay, they'll believe you (usually). It's not like when you tell them things are alright, in their heads they're like oh, she's lying I wonder what's really going on. Are you retarded? Just tell the truth already. Most guys will appreciate the truth rather than you dancing around the truth because it'll help both you figure out what the heck is going on.
5. Girls: Don't lie. Just don't. I know in every point, i've talked about lying... but seriously. Just don't. If you have something to say, say it. Don't pretend like everything is okay and better yet, don't put your boyfriend, significant other, whoever this guy is, through hell all the time just because you can't figure out what you want with him. Because I can tell you right now, having a best friend who is a guy, it sucks. They have absolutely no idea what's going on, and are sick and tired of your crap. Get it together, figure out what's going on, tell the truth or just move on. Because you're not helping anyone by acting like a stupid, innocent girl who hasn't a clue as to what is going on.

everyone: I don't want this to come out like all girls are like this. Because let me tell you, they're not. We all lie. It's inevitable; it's sin, it's going to happen. That's under no circumstance an excuse, however, it is what it is. Not all girls are crazy. Not all girls mission is to hurt every guy they come across. But guys, guess what? There are girls like that out there. They consider getting to know guys and hurting them a game, nothing more, nothing less. It's a competition for them and they get pleasure out of it. Secondly, let me be clear: I am under no circumstance a love guru or someone who thinks she has relationships or all girls and guys figured out.. trust me. That's not it at all. This all my opinion, and my opinion only. I've met and gotten to know a few girls like the type of girl everything above describes and they're not so cool. This is just my opinion. I really hope that girls aren't offended by any of this, because that was never my intention. In my opinion, all girls act like this at some point. And my advice to you good guys out there... if you see one of these crazies, stay far away. And if you're with one currently... run. Run fast and hard.